Well Fuck, I Made Some Mistakes Now Didn't I?
Congrats on the New Baby! I Hope Your Vagina Heals Quickly.
There is No Instruction Manual that Comes with Raising Kids?
Parenting is Fucking Hard!
You're Going to do it Again?
Congratulations on the Arrival of Your New Little Gremlin
Thank You for Always Knowing What To Do or Say
Thank You for Being Just as Cunty As I Am
Thank You for the Unconditional Support
Thank You for Taking Care of the Little Details
How You Choose to Show Up Matters to Me
Your Leadership is the Problem